I was reminded yet again why this is the game that keeps on giving. :-)
Because I am RICH in the game. Because I can have as many clothes as I want in the game. Because I can do lots of things in the game that I can't In Real Life. Because thunderstorms are pretty and not dangerous in the game. Because there is very little crime in the game (sometimes people sneak into others' houses, or so townsfolk *say*, and take things...! And of course there is the constant littering via dumping things in rivers, lakes, and even the ocean!). Because, on the whole, life in Animal Crossing is NICE. :-)
Oh, there are more things, but I think I need to run off and go to my towns now. :-P